1. What's your serial number and nickname?
My serial number is R-3 and my nickname is R.J.
2. What is your current age?
Wow, I actually can't answer that question. Honestly, I don't know anything about my age. Some robots claim that I'm just as old as Vinyl, but no one actually knows how old he really is, so I guess we're gonna have to live with the fact that we'll probably never know our actual age.
3. Who's your best friend?
Vinyl. He's a really cool dude and he's always there to help, even though some of his ideas are incredibly stupid.
4. Is there anything about your best friend that you don't like?
There's only two things I don't like about Vinyl. The first one is his occasional dishonesty and the second one is, I guess, his somewhat strange behavior. I don't like the fact that he sometimes chooses to lie to get out of trouble. That, to me, is a very risky thing to do because it could come back to bite him in the ass. His strange behavior could also get him into trouble, but I understand why he acts the way he acts. To be perfectly honest, I don't think that Vinyl remembers that he's a robot.
5. Would you do anything to change that?
His dishonesty? Yes. His behavior? No. I wouldn't change the way he acts just because it makes me feel good. That would make me look like a selfish prick and I don't want him to feel bad about himself. There's already enough robots in this town that think that he's weird and want him to change. That's the reason why I don't tell him that he's weird. He might think that I somehow want him to change and that'll cause him to completely isolate himself. That is something that I never want to see. He helped me out when I was dealing with my own problems, so now it's my turn to help him with his problems.
6. But isn't it hypocritical for you to be dishonest with him?
Well, yeah, it is hypocritical, but it's one of those situations where you just have to be a hypocrite. I'd rather be hypocritical than watch Vinyl's mental health slowly deteriorate.
7. Who's your worst enemy?
Well, I wouldn't consider him an enemy, but I still don't like him. Ryan is nothing more than an annoyance to me. I don't even know why I hate him so much. I just hate him.
8. What are your thoughts on humans?
They're okay, I guess. I'm not interested in humans as much as Vinyl is.
9. What is favorite music genre?
I'm not sure. I don't listen to music very often.
10. Do you have any talents?
No, though Vinyl is trying to teach how to play the synthesizer.
11. Who's your hero?
No one. To me calling someone a hero sounds a little bit obsessive.
12. What is your life long dream?
I don't know.
13. What are your thoughts on movies like "The Terminator"?
They're just movies. There's no reason for anyone to take them seriously. There's so many humans that take them seriously that I have no hopes for the human race itself.
Wow, this one got a little bit personal. Am I right guys?